Hot Chick with Superpowers

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: humorking)

grossmidousuji:

"this is my favorite character i love him so much i want to see him distressed and in emotional pain (⊙ω⊙✿)”

*character undergoes distress and emotional pain* nO I TAKE IT BACK BABY PLEASE

leadmeouttothefloor:

snowfeels:

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

(Source: ladiespute)

eternal-nova:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…

(Source: eirameinnoc)

avatar-trisana:

shiraglassman:

catpit:

swansoft:

friends with nice hair s

girls

so basically

I CANNOT CONTAIN MY SQUEE

HIJABI FAIRIES

HIJABI FAIRIES

GIVE ME SIX DOZEN CHILDRENSBOOKS ABOUT THESE THREE

NOW

(Source: mistyfairytale)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

abcnewsofficial:

If you think that “Gay marriage” is the biggest issue facing the LGBTQIA+/the issue that needs the most attention poured into it then i really need for you to get a grip on reality and wake the fuck up.

“I danced from the age of three. I was always in amateur dramatics and I did a lot of public speaking. So when I told my family I was going to be an actress…well it was like when your camp best friend tells you he’s gay and you’re trying really hard to look surprised. Even so, it was one of the worst years of my life. I was an Usher at ‘The Lion King’. I was an office temp – the epitome of spiritual bankruptcy – and even a cocktail waitress…sorry, a mixologist. I can still free-pour a double vodka.”

(Source: nataliedormersource)

(Source: gingerbreadlovessnowman)